CMH Gourmand

Culinary Discovery & Misadventures in the Ice Cream Capital of the World (Columbus)

The Case of the Purloined Painting…The Loch Ness Carrot

Posted by cmhgourmand on April 22, 2007

Have you seen me?

Loch Ness Carrot

(An Alana’s side note).

For background see the February Review of Alana’s

Alana’s offers a traveling art show. Periodically some of Alana’s art disappears and then comes back after a short journey – kind of like an errant garden gnome. The Loch Ness Carrot has disappeared three times. After each abduction it was returned via US mail, wrapped in cheesecloth with a note included about the travels and travails of the painting. A different work of art was appropriated by an inebriated patron. It was returned the next day and hidden behind a shrub. The culprit left a very long, repentant phone message explaining the circumstances and details of the crime to Alana.

These purloined paintings are the work of local artist Paul Volker.

Paul Volker

Pie in the Sky

If you have ever pilfered from a restaurant – post a comment.

One Response to “The Case of the Purloined Painting…The Loch Ness Carrot”

  1. mac said

    I took your toothbrush.

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