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Denise’s Ice Cream: A Pictoral Post

Posted by CMH Gourmand on April 18, 2010

I occasionally forget about Denise's Ice cream. I should not. It is part of my community, within biking distance. They make good ice cream that pairs well with Pattycake Bakery tollhouse cookies from just down the street.

My first job was at Knight's Ice Cream in Clintonville. One of the greatest challenges was trying to translate the terms people would use when requesting a cone type. This solves the problem.

Denise's added new signage since last summer. With over 50 flavors, the new layout makes the decision making process much easier.

These are the modes for ice cream delivery. One option is for a scoop of ice cream a la mode on a homemade brownie.

There is more diversity at Denise's than most people know. Here is an example.

Denise's has a big blackboard for distracting kids and for philosophical pondering, such as this message: dear ice cream god, thank you for the refreshing deserts. Think you're gorgeous.

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos - Ben Franklin. (but not really).
(( I can say from a personal standpoint that my life would be dire without dairy.))

If you would like to get the scoop here is where to go:
Denise’s Homemade Ice Cream
2899 North High Street
Clintonville
614.267.8800

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Dinner and a Show: Rhapsody and The Spikedrivers at Stuarts Opera House

Posted by CMH Gourmand on April 13, 2010

A tale in which our hero traveled to the principality of Nelsonville with Bear and the Doyenne of Highland Estates.

It seemed like a perfect plan to me. A perfect music venue for an excellent band. It is Spring, so it is the perfect time for a road trip. As the clincher, there would be fine food for feasting. Unexpectedly, I had an extra ticket for the show which I could not give it away. Fortunately, I was in the good company of good friends. For those that were offered the ticket and did not take it, here is what you missed.

Rhapsody is a test bed restaurant for hospitality management and culinary arts students at Hocking College. This weekend only restaurant features a seasonal and eclectic menu. My traveling companions are well versed in the worlds of food and drink. The Doyenne in particular, is an epicurean’s gourmet goddess with highly refined standards. When our server mentioned that it was opening night for the new spring menu with a new cadre of students, my first thought was…uh, oh.

As a learning environment, the restaurant solicits feedback as part of the growth experience for their staff. That being the case, I am converting their comment card to blog post and covering the meal in detail. Each question gets a rating of 1-10.

Were you greeted promptly and courteously? Yes. Score: 9

Side note on this one. I made a reservation for four online. I was called two days before to confirm the reservation and it was suggested that since we were seeing the show at 8:00, I should change the reservation to 6:30 pm from the original 7:00 pm. I did. The phone contact was efficient and professional. Good job.

Was your server prompt and courteous? Courteous – Yes. Score 8.5; Prompt: See below. Midwestern manners score: 5, Doyenne’s assumed score: 4, Bear’s assumed score: 6 for food, Fail for drinks.

Was your server competent and efficient? Competent – Yes. Score: 7.5; Efficient – Um, the thing is…., Score: Midwestern 5.

Was your server friendly and attentive to your needs? Yes. Score: 8

OK. So here is the lowdown. Our server was a very likable and fun fellow. He scored several points with us for candor. Upon sitting at our table, we noticed that the muzak in the background was too loud and too bad. The Doyenne mentioned this to our server and he was happy to comply with our request. The volume was changed to a barely registering level that could be drowned out with conversation. The canned music was later replaced by a cowboy hat wearing live musician. The musician was very good.

We ordered cocktails and a glass of wine when we were seated and I placed an order for an appetizer. The restaurant was not busy when we placed our beverage order. When our appetizer arrived we had just received our drinks and bread. That is a service fail. However, this is not fully controlled by the server and that is acknowledged. While we were waiting, Bear had an opportunity to size up the bar area and he found that it made muster. We were collectively impressed to see that the restaurant carries Kinkead Ridge wines which (as an excellent Ohio wine) is a score for any restaurant. My cocktail was really good. So a note to Rhapsody – move your drink orders faster. This allows your customers sufficient time to order more drinks. On the flip side, our water service bordered on the aggressive. If half of the energy invested in hydrating us was invested in dehydrating us, we would have been happy. I believe I heard the bartender state: “It is my pet peeve to see an empty water glass.” Sister, make that your motto for an empty wine glass or cocktail shaker and you will go far in the trade.

Was your table setting clean and complete? Yes. Score: 10 (This should always be a 10, the answer choices here should be 0 or 10 with nothing in the middle).

Philly Beef Spring Roll

How was the quality of your meal?
Our server are knowledgeable and candid about the sourcing of our meal. I ordered a Philly beef spring roll as an appetizer to share. This seemed like a bold combination which I think the chef executed exquisitely. The meat was perfectly cooked. The shell had a zen balance of crispy and chewy. There was a bit too much sauce for Bear but all three of us enjoyed this unique merging to two disparate street food cultures – Philadelphian and Asian. (Score: 8.5)

Beet Salad

One of the items ordered was a spring salad. About 1/4 of the greens in this salad were wilted. Note to Rhapsody, don’t serve a less than perfect salad to someone (from Highland Estates) that sells vegetables all day. I had the beet salad topped with microgreens from Green Edge Gardens. The microgreens were near their last legs. We knew this because the three of us have been to Greenedge Gardens and know the owners. The microgreens were acceptable to serve but for an opening night – something more fresh would have made a better impression. The beets were (not in season) admittedly from Kroger or GFS. My salad was good but not great. (Overall Salad Score: 4.5)

Pork Belly

Bear and the Doyenne were pleased with their entrees. I ordered the pork belly. Inspired by my muse, I have been studying the pork belly in 2010 at such places as Bexley Monk, L’Antibes and The Refectory. Rhapsody’s pork belly rivals the Columbus competition. However, I give the student chefs an extra pigskin point for execution. The skin was sliced/serrated before cooking which gave the outer belly crust an extra crispness and crunch. This also made the presentation damn attractive. Bear and the Doyenne sampled the pork belly as well and each voiced some satisfaction. As a swine dining expert, the Doyenne noted that the pork belly could have benefited from just a bit more cooking to achieve greatness. In retrospect, I agree. The pork belly was one minute of hot heat away from perfection. (Pork Belly Score: 9.4).

At this point a decision needed to be made. It was 7:47 pm. The show started at 8:00 pm. Our plates were just being cleared. My mind asked the as yet unanswered and unposed question – what about dessert? I did some mental figuring. Service delivery had been a bit slow up to this point. We were 100 feet from the entrance to our music venue. We were in Nelsonville, which is about 18 miles from Athens, therefore we were in the hippy time zone of Ohio. Finally, this was a musical performance and (with the exception of symphonies and operas), musicians never start on time. We had time if Rhapsody could ramp it up at the finale. I recalled there were Beignets on the menu. Without consulting with my peers I ordered those from our server the second he arrived. I told him: we had a show to go to at 8:00 pm; we must consume those Beignets STAT; and we needed our checks computed as well as delivered instantly. The Doyenne’s reaction to this was “Hey”, “what the…”, “are we going to have time to..” To which Bear’s response was…”make that two orders please.” To which the Doyenne’s reaction was “Hey”, “what the…”, “are we going to have room to..” Indeed.

Beignets...donuts to the common folk

At 7:58 pm, our orders of Beignets were delivered with our signed copies of the bills. We were shocked by the serving size of one order, let alone the two delivered. The Doyenne was incredulous that we had over-ordered. However, upon consumption of one each, it was collectively agreed that we had ordered the correct amount….one Beignet, not one serving, too many. The only misfortune was that the Doyenne lacked my ability to stuff an entire serving of powdered fried dough into my mouth without touching my face. Therefore, in addition to a tip, she also left a Hansel and Gretel style trail of powered sugar in her wake.

The trail of the Doyenne

How was your overall dining experience?
The Pork Belly helped. Our server’s good attitude earned a point. However, it was the Beignet’s and their delivery that saved the day. Overall score: 8 (with a very important disclaimer: opening day for a new team, some extra consideration was given for that).


An Open Letter to Rhapsody,

Thank you for the meal. Keep up the good work. Execute your bar service more expeditiously. Don’t ever drop your Beignet’s from the menu.

Sincerely.

C.M.H. Gourmand


So, a good meal. It was an excellent show. Here are the cliff notes on the venue and performance with a serving of shameless gushing about a superior musician.

There is no better small venue in Ohio than Stuart’s Opera House. The acoustics are good. The place is charming and every seat is excellent. The Spikedrivers are a Columbus based alternative folk/country band that includes an all star cast of talent. The evening was a special acoustic show by the band which included bongos, a piano, a xylophone and other treats. The band was missing one of their lineup but carried on without missing a beat. Of special note, Megan Palmer is a member of the Spikedrivers. Megan is also a solo artist who adds her talents to other bands as well. She currently resides mostly full-time in New York so having her in Ohio is a treat. Megan’s music is like an excellent fine wine that continues to refine over time. This is the best compliment I can give Megan: I think she is the most talented multitasking singer/musician on the planet and I would give up several meals at any of my favorite restaurants to see her play. She can sing, write lyrics, strum guitar, play the fiddle/violin and has a great stage demeanor. Megan Palmer kicks musical ass.

Spikedrivers

Stuart’s Opera House is a non profit organization that hosts a variety of events and music acts. It is not uncommon for the bar area to serve Jackie O’s Beer from Athens along with samples of Athens county cuisine. During the Spikedrivers show, offerings included Crumb’s Bakery Crackers, Frog Ranch Pickles (awesome) and local cheese. If you want to see the Spikedrivers as well as twenty odd other excellent bands and support Stuarts Opera House in the process, buy a ticket to the Nelsonville Music Festival.

Jackie O's, among the best beers in Ohio served at Stuart's

If you would like to go to Rhapsody for dinner and a show, I have an incentive for my readers. On the back of my two ticket stubs, there are coupons for a free order of Beignet’s. Make a post on this entry if you want a coupon and I will make arrangements to mail one to you.

Rhapsody
18 Public Square
Nelsonville
740.753.5740
Open: Thursday to Saturday for dinner

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Clintonville: Something: Old, New, BBQ’d and Renewed

Posted by CMH Gourmand on April 10, 2010

It was a busy winter in culinary Clintonville. Since Spring is finally here, I sprung to action and took a survey of the home turf. In the process I discovered something old, something new, something BBQ’d and something….burned.

Nancy’s is back. The Clintonville institution reopened on February 19th after closing in 2009. There is a new owner with a lifetime behind the Nancy’s counter experience. The space is to code: new floor, paint, venting hood and other updates. There are menus. Yes, a menu – after decades of newbies waiting to be given one instead of looking at the wall or knowing the drill, offerings have now been listed on paper. Prices are up a buck or so but the regulars are back. The magic is not the same. Don’t get me wrong, as the hub of Clintonville, Nancy’s deserves your support. However, Nancy’s was Cindy King’s place and if she is not slinging chicken and noodles and Ed is not serving breakfast then Nancy’s is just a (good) diner.

There is a new twist on things. Leftovers – a rare thing in the old days sometimes happens in this new era. This provides a unique opportunity to dine on the cheap if you care to eat after 2 PM. See the flyer below.

Street food is haute in Clintonville.

There is a BBQ Trailer at the corner of High and Pacemont. And it is doing a bang up business. James Anderson, the owner, has opened and closed three restaurants (the last was Smackies BBQ) and he decided he wanted to get back to BBQ and business basics with a simple one man operation. The food cart opened in the winter and has maintained a good weekend business since then. The menu includes: pulled pork, beef brisket, rib tips, beef and pork ribs, mac & cheese, cobbler made by his significant other and the (per me) best baked beans in Columbus. Look for the open sign on the outside of the cart or plums of smoke to confirm serving status.

Many people think Anderson’s BBQ truck is the first mobile food vendor in Clintonville. Such is not the case. There was another cart at Weber and Indianola which burned down about one year ago. There was a burger and hot dog cart at the Corner of Blenheim and Indianola (Keith’s Sunoco) for nearly a decade which was recently replaced by Boston Bert’s Seafood. The cart is open Monday to Saturday from 10:30 am to 6:00 pm. The owners are Bert and Katie Merrill with the able assistance of Chef Bob Slatter. Orders can be phoned in at 614 306 8212. The menu includes: beer batter fish and chips, shrimp Po’ Boys, roast beef sandwiches, fried bologna sandwiches, burgers, chowder and hush puppies. They also have the Bloomin’ Onion for you Outback Steakhouse fans. The cart is swarmed with Marzetti employees at about 11:30 as they make their lunch and shift breaks from the plant across the street.

Another Clintonville landmark is Whole World Natural Restaurant. This vegetarian eatery (first in Columbus) was damaged extensively by fire in the fall of 2009. I took at look at the space last week. The inside looks OK. The mural on the wall survived the blaze. Building and contractor permits on the window show a recent signature dated March 26th. Progress looks to be slow but steady so maybe a summer opening is possible.

That is the news from the Clintonville beat.

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House Wine U Graduation Day

Posted by CMH Gourmand on April 7, 2010

my first i-Phone photo, twelve wines sampled during week 12 of class

On Tuesday night I graduated from House Wine U(niversity), a prototype twelve week wine course taught by Donnie Austin the owner of house wine. House Wine is a retail wine store and wine bar in what is known as the Worthington Corner across from Worthington Inn.

Here is a copy of the e-mail I received about the class before I enrolled. I’ll use Donnie’s words for the background:

For the two years since we’ve opened, I’ve had many inquiries about wine classes and wine education in general. As you have purchased wine from House Wine, we feel like we’ve been able to share our passion and knowledge.

We are excited to bring you House Wine U., a 12-week wine education program to teach you what you need to know about wine to take your wine appreciation and enjoyment to another level. The classes will cover all the major wine regions around the world and enhance your “romance of the grape.” You’ll be among a small group to taste and talk wine with me, with a format of education and open discussion. By the end of the program, you will have tasted more wine than you ever imagined.

Our program is something new for Columbus and we think those participating will come away with a more intimate connection with wine. As I’ve learned more about wine in recent years, I’ve had a passion to share my knowledge and the setting for House Wine U. is the perfect environment. This program for novices who want to learn wine or seasoned wine drinkers who want to learn more.

Week 1: The Basics – Whites and Bubblies
Week 2: The Basics – Roses, Reds and Fortifieds
Week 3: Wines of the USA
Week 4: Italy 1: Tuscany
Week 5: Italy 2: Other Great Wines
Week 6: France 1: Bordeaux and Burgundy
Week 7: France 2: Other Great Wines
Week 8: Spain 1: Rioja and Sherry
Week 9: Spain 2: Other Great Wines and Portugal
Week 10: Germany 101: Riesling
Week 11: Australia/New Zealand
Week 12: Argentina/Chile and South Africa

Starting in January, our class of nine met each Tuesday at 6 PM to explore the world of wine in the back corner of House Wine. Fortified with Stan Evans crackers and cheese, we tasted, sipped, dumped and occasionally pounded pours of seven to nine wines. We received a handout at the start of each class describing the region we would cover and how wine is produced, defined and grown in that area. Students left with more knowledge about a region and the wine styles it is known for as well as the grapes that give the area it’s trademark appellation. Questions from my classmates included history, hot picks, industry trends and insider stories from the world of retail wine. The class is perfect for wine novices who are afraid of wine snobs as well as intermediate wine drinkers that are looking to expand their range of tasting knowledge beyond standard grocery store picks. It was a good value in comparison to other wine classes I have taken. I learned about a lot of French and Italian wines and was given an opportunity to sample vintages I would not have considered before. I also found a Rose I liked, which I did not think could happen. Donnie plans on offering the class again, perhaps in the fall.

I do want to give a quick shout out for Donnie and House Wine. Donnie is active in the community, especially in Old Worthington. He has worked hard to expand events to promote the area and his fellow independent business owners. Donnie has partnered with the Worthington Inn to create a new wine dinner series which is a good value and a good way to learn about wine pairings. Donnie also has a small but deep collection of microbrews in the shop as well which serve as the foundation for beer tastings.

What I like most about House Wine is the self serve wine pourer. You buy a card which gives you access to twelve select wines then you can decide if you want a taste, a pour or a glass. This allows customers an easy way to sample an expensive wine they know they will never buy or take a risk on a value wine they were not sure they wanted to buy.

More information on house wine
644 High Street
Old Worthington
614.846.WINE
house wine

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Easter Bunny Beware!

Posted by CMH Gourmand on April 4, 2010

CMH Tobias before the festivities

CMH Mom and I have our own fun spins on holiday meals. For Christmas we go to a Chinese restaurant and for many Thanksgivings we would go to Waffle House for breakfast. For Easter, we create an Easter Egg hunt for CMH Tobias. Each egg is filled with scrambled eggs or sausage then placed in the backyard for discovery.

This year we had a bit of a twist. A bunny has been popping into and out of the yard all day and CMH Tobias is patiently waiting for a supplement to his holiday meal. So far Easter Bunny – 3, CMH Tobias – 0. Toby is currently hiding in the the raspberry bushes waiting for round four. As an Appalachian Porch Hound, he has a taste of game and refuses to come back inside. We will see how the day goes. (And yes, I do have some self loathing for engaging in dog blogging).

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BeerCamp Recap and Tale of the Last Parade

Posted by CMH Gourmand on March 30, 2010

Thanks to our dedicated volunteers, some Wild Geese, courageous sponsors and everyone that came out to the Best Event on March 28th.

There will be a BeerCamp 2011.

Homebrew contenders

Oh my. What a day. First lesson learned, people like beer…a lot. Friday and Saturday was all about answering e-mails and phone calls from people wanting BeerCamp tickets. And it was about telling various beseechers that BeerCamp was sold out with a long waiting list. Starting on Thursday, I started paying attention to the weather forecast….and then I started not paying attention to the weather forecast with visions of thunder and lightning flashing through my head.

I have an aluminium roof over my porch. At 6:30 am Sunday morning I started to hear a light pitter patter on the roof and remained in my state of semi consciousness. By 8:00 AM the sound of rain was agonizingly still loud in spite of trying to drown it out with four pillows, every blanket I could find and my 65 pound dog on my head. As parade master for the BeerCamp parade I decided it was best to stay in bed. My task was to mentally compose an inspiring speech I would give to the seven paraders and five police officers (who were well paid) I could count on for a rainy day parade. I was convinced I could deliver the eloquence of the Henry the V speech. As it turned out, the rain stopped a few minutes before start time and all I had to say was – LET’S GO!

The parade consisted of: That Car, The CD 101 Ice Cream Truck, a Mini Van, a chicken, a dog, two bikes, two scooters, a fake goose, two bands, Lady Gaga, a man holding a beer bottle and a rag tag, motley crew of very, very good people.

One of our bands!

An unidentified woman appears to be running away from the chicken cage

Exclusive shot from the rear of the parade

The parade was memorable. Mark my words….it will never happen again. If you missed the parade you missed twenty three minutes of history.

Heroes - group shot at parade conclusion

There will be another BeerCamp. Here are some of the reasons why:

1:47 PM - Full house for an event that started at 2 PM

Entrants to BeerCamp received a BeerCamp pint glass with tickets for eight pours of Columbus Brewing Company Beers (thanks Eric Bean!). We told everyone to bring T-shirts so they could get a free BeerCamp screenprint. Kyle Sowash sang the world premiere of the Surly Girl BeerCamp song in honor our lead sponsor Surly Girl Saloon. Brezel was present to sell pretzels. After the food judging was concluded – everyone had full access to BeerCamp food which included cupcakes, pork bellies and many other excellent, over the top goodies.

Please note, Walker Evans is drinking a beer and Carmen Owens is not being surly

Here is our creme de la creme of contest judges:

Food
Walker Evans – Columbus Underground
Johnny DiLoretto – Fox 28 / Channel 6
Carmen Owens – Chief Asskicker, Surly Girl Saloon
Mike Publicover – Manager, Mama Mimi’s Take and Bake Pizza
Shelly Mann – Editor, Columbus Alive

Homebrew
Emma Christensen – Columbus Dispatch
Michael Paull – Beer Writer
Eric Drake – Brothers Drake Mead
Frank Barickman – The Scioto, Olentangy and Darby Zymurgists (SODZ)
Lauren Wilson – Beer Evangelist and Raconteur

Crafts
Amy D – Made By Amy D and Queen of Clintonville
Olivera Bratich – Wholly Craft
Adrienne Raimo – Crafty Person
Andy Dehus – Renaissance Man, Woolf Tamer, Taco Truck Writer and Restaurant Designer

Beer Label Design
Ben Lamb – Artist, Rocker and Community Personality
Clinton Reno – Artist extraordinaire and all around nice guy
Robin Oatts – Web designer and winner of the BeerCamp patience award
Patrick Kelleher – Brewmaster for Neil House Brewery and parade sponsor

So let’s talk some more about the food. I had to recuse myself from food judging since I knew some of the contestants. Every item I sampled was outstanding. The contest scores were close but at the end, the Pierogi King of Columbus and BaconCamp Champion, the esteemed Roland Kopecky won the grand prize with his Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout Cupcakes (served with a shot of milk). Our other winners were: (Craft) Sarah Cusser, for her beer and ink drawings, (Homebrew) Shane Crane, with his Guinness-style dry stout and (Beer Label Design) John Schumacher.

Compliments of Pattycake Bakery

It was a packed house, nothing bad happened, people had a good time and it did not rain on my parade – that is all one could want from a BeerCamp. So see you next year. (Buy your tickets early!)

Cupcake King of Columbus, Mr. Roland Kopecky

Please enjoy these other links:

Parade Video

Metromix Photos

More Photos

Columbus Alive Pics

A video with The Surly Girl Saloon song!

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Gourmand in the Gourmet Ghetto

Posted by CMH Gourmand on March 21, 2010

Alternate Titles:
OAK Gourmand
Back to Berkeley
Why hasn’t Jim moved yet?

View from the UC Berkeley campus

There are a few places in the world I would be quite content to reside full time: Melbourne Australia, Kaikoura, New Zealand, Portland, and Austin. The geographic point which may be the most viable for my lifestyle is the section of Berkeley known as the Gourmet Ghetto. On my latest sojourn, I took residence in this neighborhood to reacquaint myself with old favorites and to discover a few new ones.

Michael Pollan is a respected writer that lives and works in Berkeley, California. I agree with his writings and concepts. However, on my latest trip I discovered an inconvenient truth. As a result I must say to Mr. Pollan – YOU LIE! The Omnivore’s Dilemma is not about how we should approach eating food in a system that has become over industrialized and is in fact is often creating food that is food in name only. Mr. Pollan’s writings are fine food for thought and discuss a path we must incorporate into our lives sooner instead of later. However, his idea of an Omnivore’s Dilemma is not accurate nor accurate to his own surroundings. The true problem, in the very city where he lives, is this: How in the hell does one decide where to go to eat? With only five days to incorporate 3-6 meals and snacks per day, how could I be expected to constantly make Sophie’s Choice level decisions about my next meal. The Bay Area is my heaven with the Gourmet Ghetto being my Garden of Eating.

On my previous trip to Berkeley, I made many discoveries which resulted in being overwhelmed and paralyzed by writers block. I tried to write about my adventures but for the most part I could not articulate the depth of my experience there – as shown by the feeble attempt linked here. I was hard pressed to even get photos posted of my favorite places.

This time, I will merely to attempt a cliff notes version of my trip and endeavour to mention a few things that may be handy if someone opts to replicate my excellent adventure. I think you may understand why this is such a daunting task for me. Please note, you are likely to develop a repetitive stress injury just by clicking on the links in this field report.

First, a note about getting to my destination. I love the San Francisco airport. It is clean, efficient, well designed, offers good food options, displays wonderful art and has an excellent aviation library/mini museum. I have passed through SFO numerous times on my way to the South Pacific (including one eleven hour layover). However, if you are going to be bouncing around the Bay Area the better airport option is Oakland.

Flights tend to be cheaper going into Oakland. Weather tends to be less of a factor there as well. There is a shuttle which will deliver passengers to the Oakland Coliseum Bay Area Rapid Transit station for three dollars. BART is awesome. The Downtown Berkeley station is just a few stops away so total Berkeley to airport door to door time is 30 to 60 minutes depending when you board BART. My entire holiday was planned so that I was no more than a 30 minute walk and/or BART ride to my dining destinations. This was my first iPhone powered trip so I had a BART map and timetable loaded in my palm or pocket for perfecting my transit plans at any moment and according to any whim.

My base of Bay Area operations was the Downtown Berkeley Inn. This small hotel is located in the heart of Berkeley within one minute of three movie theaters and an excellent thrift store (Crossroads Trading Company), a two minute walk to the BART station and the edge of the University of California at Berkeley campus and easy access to farmers markets, microbrews, bakeries, restaurants, groceries and hippies.

On to the food (finally).

Gourmet Ghetto and North Berkley

Where to begin? Shattuck is the street serving as the epicenter of culinary Berkeley. Those places that were not dined at were stared at longingly. I studied the menus and/or asked questions of staff to help me decide and conquer during my next time in town. Here are the places I did go to.

The Cheeseboard Collective
This worker owned enterprise offers superior breads and an assortment of over 100 cheeses. Their cheese counter and knowledge of their Cheesemongers are among the best in the country. When you walk in take a card with a number and wait your turn at the counter to sample cheese. While you are waiting, grab some bread so you can make all of your purchases at once and have the option of snacking on bread and cheese when you leave.

The top attraction at the Cheeseboard and their neighboring pizza outlet is the daily pizza special. Each day one pizza choice is offered to the public and the masses consume it until there is no more. On Friday and Saturday expect long but fast moving lines (one choice allows for very quick turnaround time) and be prepared to try to deal with no pizza if you arrive late in the production window. Is the pizza good? Absolutely, I would say it is among the best in the country – perfect crust and the finest ingredients. The pies offer no frills. They are served in plain natural cardboard boxes with a recycling station designated for the empties by the door. The dining room area fills quickly as does the grass median in the middle of Shattuck lined with impromptu picnickers munching on perfect pizza.

Here us an insiders tip just for you. Pass the grass strip and pop into the Epicurious Garden across the street. Additional entrees and drinks can be acquired here. There is a tea gardenesque dining area here that is perfect for a mixed pizza dinner (I opted for a mole enchilada as an appetizer). There is also a publicly accessible restroom here which is rare in a community wary of the homeless population. The garden is a destination itself for a relaxing eating space. Among the many culinary choices are cooking classes if you have the time to sign up for one.

Peets
I am a coffee snob. By which I mean, I am a snob about not being controlled by a need for coffee. I do have addictions: eating too much and being hypervigilant searching the ground for loose change ($2.18 so far this year). I drink about one coffee per month, usually some girly, frappy, whip creamy concoction. However, I love the smell of coffee and I respect the history of the beverage. That being said, before there was Starbucks, there was Peets. And before Peets, it appears that American coffee was crap. I always have two or three Peets when in the Bay. The Peets at Shattuck and Vine was the first I sipped their brew and it is the location of the first Peets ever. The backroom has a mini museum of the company history including a short video to watch while waiting for your order. The regulars and irregular hippie types have been hanging out at this location for up to forty years and make for good people watching.

Vintage Berkeley
Across from Peets is a wine shop. The selection is not huge but there is a well thought out variety of wines to choose from, weekly tastings and some of the best wine notes in the business. The staff are friendly and if you are looking for wine to go with your meal or a snack, this is a convenient place to fill that gap. The building is a former pump house which seems appropriate for a wine business.

Saul's brisket sandwich with au jus

Sauls Deli
Saul’s Deli has all of the characteristics of an old school deli. Saul’s has a fifty plus year heritage of Kosher cuisine. The owners also respect the history and tradition of authentic deli’s, a rear wall is lined with old, framed menus of some of the most renown delicatessen’s of North America. Of course there is a Berkeley twist here: smaller portions, local sourcing of organic meats, Acme bread, homemade natural creme sodas and such.

Triple Rock Brewery
This microbrewery serves selections of their own beers as well as an array of regional, national and international beers. A popular Thursday happy hour special is a one liter bottle of their Monkeyhead beer which is high in alcohol content and low in cost. That is what I chose.

Jupiter
Triple Rock was good. Jupiter is better. This is interesting since the owner of Jupiter was the founder of Triple Rock Brewery. The atmosphere and beers are a little more heavenly here. The food is good as well, including the wood fired pizzas.

Moving from breweries to bakeries. There are two exceptional choices on Shattuck.

Virginia Bakery
Make sure not to confuse Virginia Bakery with Virginia Cleaners which is just a few blocks down the street. This bakery was founded in 1934 and continues to focus on a foundation of traditional baked goods. Virginia Bakery proves that old school basics can keep all generations happy. I enjoyed each item sampled here. The best was a Belgian coffee cake.

Masse's Bacon and Maple Macaroons

Masse’s Pastries
The variety and the presentation of the pastries in this small shop is amazing. The quality of fancy baked goods and the creativity of the flavor combinations continue to content the masses and even make the Yelpers hard pressed to find fault in this culinary find. And yes, Bacon and Maple macaroons – WOW!

Walking far away from Shattuck but still focusing on incredible baked goods I made may way down University Avenue to the far west side of Berkeley for a return to the finest diner in the world. As you might surmise, this place impresses me. So much so that I will eat breakfast (my fourth favorite meal) here.

Bette’s Oceanview Diner and Bette’s to Go
While I was hard pressed to articulate my impressions of my first trip to Berkeley, there was one place that I was able to get into print. I was able to channel the special qualities of Bettes so well that it got the attention of Jane and Michael Stern. I had met them in Nashville and passed my Bette’s impressions on to them as soon as possible. They loved the place too. You can read all of our impressions in the link above. On this trip I had another great breakfast and had room for what I missed from before – macaroons. The woman who bagged my Chocolate Espresso Twinkie promised that each bite would provide five minutes of bliss. It took ten seconds to consume. It did make me very happy for at least ten minutes.

What else does Berkeley and the Gourmet Ghetto have to offer… a lot, including a Thursday (North Berkeley) and Saturday (in the heart of downtown) Farmer’s Markets.


In addition to Berkeley and North Berkeley, I also took some BART fueled field trips to explore the Bay Area. My first dining detour, was two stops away. I don’t like to backtrack when I travel, so I decided to take BART to El Cerrito Plaza which is just two stops away from downtown Berkeley. Before I started the 15 minute walk along the Ohlone Greenway I saw a See’s Candies and dropped in to pick up a few samples as emergency supplies for the journey.

The trail took me to the middle of Solano Avenue in the heart of Albany. The area is a more suburban extension of Berkeley; more yuppie than hippie but still equally food focused. Walk to the far west end of Solano Ave, up the crest of a slight hill and you will see a great view of the bay. Solano Avenue is crammed with all types of eateries including: Nepalese, Himilayan, tons of Thai, incredible Indian, an old school hamburger and ice cream diner, two toy shops, high end Vegetarian/Vegan and more food options. If you walk to the far east end of Solano, you are technically back in Berkeley and definitely near one of the top ten pizza places in the country.

Zachary’s
My first meal of day one was at Zachary’s in the form of two slices. I walked about 35 minutes to get there and I was able get a table which is a rare thing. My last full meal of the trip was at Zachary’s as a carry out deep dish pizza. Zachary’s Chicago style pizza in slices, as a whole pizza or deep dish has won every pizza award in the Bay Area for over a decade and in spite have having a full plate of choices, I had no doubt I would eat here twice. On the walk back to the main drag of Berkeley there are plenty of places to plop down to eat a slice of pie (one good place is Live Oak Park). You can also walk through a tunnel and explore the side streets on the way back to the center of the city.

I had another side trip in mind. I was a housesitter during my first trip to Berkeley. In the home, there was an old poster for a restaurant called Bay Wolf. I was intrigued by the artwork but I had never heard of the restaurant. The homeowners returned the evening before I left and told me stories of the origins of Bay Wolf. They endorsed it was one of the best eateries they had tried in their thirty years of Bay Area exploration. Unfortunately, by the time I heard their tales it was too late to eat there. I was determined to dine at Bay Wolf on this trip, even if I had to go to Oakland (which is where it is at). It was an easy journey. I took BART to the MacArthur station and then walked about 10 minutes on 40th Street to Piedmont.

Bay Wolf
Bay Woolf was everything I wanted it to be. The service was great. The menu was filled with fresh seasonal ingredients and featured unique cocktails. My meal consisted of a pear Mojito, carrot soup, fresh fried oysters with goat cheese and a half serving of oxtail ravioli. I paired a Ginger Portini with a trio of housemade sorbets (Tangerine, Grapefruit and Chocolate) for my dessert. I respect Chez Panisse but with one trip to each, I give Bay Wolf the edge.

During my meal, I recalled my friend Robin lived in Oakland, so I gave her a call. She welcomed me to town by letting me know she was moving to LA in twelve hours. Conveniently, Robin was wrapping up a farewell dinner with friends at a pizza place 100 feet away. We were able to meet up so I could help her finish packing.

My time with Robin convinced me I needed to come back to Oakland to explore so I did so the next day. My first stop was at Pizza Pazza where we met the previous evening. My slice of pizza here is very good. This is also the only combination pizza shop and antique store I know of. I then started to explore Piedmont Ave. This street reminds me of the High Street strip in the Short North. Piedmont features a variety of restaurants, specialty food stores, several comic book shops, cool book stores and more.

An Oakland landmark is Fenton’s Creamery in the center of the length of Piedmont. Fenton’s is the epitome of an old fashioned ice cream parlor. It may also be the home to the creation of the orginal Rocky Road ice cream. I tried the ice cream (very good) but had to hightail it out of the front door after a quick survey since there was a birthday party of forty plus four year old children monitored by four rapidly decompensating parents.

My mission of exploration had a destination – Mountainview Cemetery. It is a bit of a walk to the top but it is worth it. The grounds lining the road to the summit are lined with almost two centuries of Bay Area history in the form of tombstones. The view from the crest is phenomenal, you can see the entire bay – both bridges, Oakland, San Francisco and everything else.

Oakland as seen from mountainview cemetery

So you may have heard about a place called San Francisco? How about a wine region known as Sonoma? I was determined to spend some time in these places as well. I added on a side trip to Muir Woods with the assistance of Extranomical Tours.

I like to take tours with small, independent companies – in addition to having a way to drink without driving this also allows me to meet interesting people from all over the country and sometimes the world. Our day tour took us to Muir Woods for an hour. Then we visited three Sonoma wineries: Cline Cellars, Kunde and Jacuzzi Wines. Um yeah, Jacuzzi, the same family that made a fortune in hot tubs. Jacuzzi was the best of the three wineries visited. My favorite pour of the tour was Jacuzzi Moscato Bianco. This choice was supported by most of our group. Jacuzzi has a Tuscanesque tower one can climb for a great view of all of Sonoma county. Jacuzzi also samples their excellent olive oils (including a jalapeno infused oil) for free. In between wineries we had lunch at the Sonoma Cheese Factory where they are happy to give out samples of cheese, fudge and gelato. On my previous trip to California I had visited Napa and Sonoma back to back. I had decided that I liked Sonoma wines and the attitude of that region a bit more. The one overlap from my previous exploration was the Cheese Factory so I was happy to drop in again to fortify myself for more wine tastings.

The tour bus dropped me off at the Ferry Building near the Embarcadero BART. There are many, many reasons to visit the Ferry Building market. I am going to list four.

Taylors Automatic Refresher
Taylor’s Automatic Refresher is a famous landmark in Napa. Fortunately for me, they have a second location in “The City”. Taylor’s serves up everything one would expect from a classic diner but there is a twist, actually, a lot of twists. Taylor’s uses Niman Ranch beef, recyclable greenware, serves Mahi Mahi fish tacos and takes their comfort food to a gourmet level.

Boccalone
The encased cured meat products sold here are so good they could tame a bear or maybe the devil himself. I arrived after the shop’s posted closing time of 6 PM but the friendly staff sensing my salami deficiency let me buy a few items they could ring up easily.

Cowgirl Creamery
One of our Ohio dairy heroes, Jen Bhaerman used to work here. Jen is now the marketing maven for milk evangelist Warren Taylor of Snowville Creamery. Jen knows cheese so if she thought the Cowgirl Creamery was worth working for then I knew it was worth eating. We were both right. This is superior cheese.

Acme Bread Company
Take some artisan meats from the salumeria of Boccalone, slice up Cowgirl Creamery triple cream Cheese and blanket with really good bread and you have: the best midnight snack sandwich consumed in the United States on March 12th 2010.

I wrapped up my Bay Area adventure catching up with my gal pal the Beer Wench at Bobby G’s for four or five pints of west coast microbrew, a board game, a slice of pizza and culinary shop talk. The Wench started her site in Columbus. We met in 2008 while teaming up for a couple beer tasting events. Ashley is doing well and says hello to her friends here in Columbus. Even though she gets to experience the fooder’s bounty of the Bay Area every day, she says she misses Columbus and the can do attitude of our town. I think that is quite an endorsement and it was an interesting idea to think about as I pulled myself away from heaven.

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The Ides of March III: Another 15 Favorite Food Moments from the Past Year

Posted by CMH Gourmand on March 14, 2010

This is the time of year when I reflect on what I have eaten, learned and done in the last 365 days that made an impression on me. The most important part of each involves the people that joined, supported or read about these moments in time. These are in order of magnitude.

1) TacoTrucksColumbus.com
When Hungry Woolf and I started researching Taco Trucks in early 2009 she was working on a research paper and we were both thinking we might do a blog post. Then we discovered there were over thirty taco trucks in Columbus. We added Taco Drew to the crew and a blog was born. The Taco Trucks became a sensation with a newspaper, social media and television blitz. We made friendships and received help from Johnny DiLoretto, Robin Davis, Kevin Joy, a score of taco truck owners and many, many Mexican food fans. I learned a lot about the Latino community of the West Side and felt a sense that what I was doing was more than just eating well but may also be about making something better!

2) Someone cares!
Being named top Columbus Underground events for 2009! Best Columbus Underground Event of 2009 – Pizza Grand Prix IV and runner up – Taco Truck Meet-Ups

No event is a the result of one person. Working with my friends as well as Walker, Wild Goose Creative and a cast of fooders (an alternative to foodies) makes for some memorable nights and meals.

3) O’Reilly’s
I have always loved O’Reilly’s but in the last year I have really reconnected with the place. I also found my muse there, a discovery which is priceless. Everyone should have a muse, especially if that muse knows when and how to kick you in the ass (when needed) and forces you stay out late for inspiration.

4) Collaboration
The food community in Columbus is incredibly interconnected and collaborative. I am lucky to be able to have access to an amazing group of people that create events I love. Wild Goose Creative, The North Market, Slow Food Columbus, Columbus Underground, Columbus food bloggers, social and traditional media writers, the Betty’s family of restaurants, Pattycake Bakery, House Wine….. the list goes on. There are hundreds of people in town that when asked if they can help, donate, volunteer or promote doing something will always say yes. That is how fun things get done.

5) The Pattycake Bakery Tollhouse Cookie
This cookie has saved my mental health on at least five instances.

6) Restaurant Weeks in Columbus
From zero to four in one year. I enjoy the Dine Originals version much more than the 614 incantation but both have inspired some great meals and have gotten people out to a few of our star restaurants for the first time.

7) Pistacia Vera
Spencer and Anne are among the nicest people I have met. They create great treats that earn attention outside of the capital city.

8) (8) Jeni’s Ice Cream
Another business that puts Columbus on the map and seems to be willing to donate time, money and resources to countless noble causes.

9) Surviving my first “big” event
I planned a two day tour of the Athens food community for Slow Food Columbus in June of 2009. I had a lot of help. There were a couple of moments when I thought I might not survive the weekend, but I did. The rain stopped at the last possible moment and each of our hosts were incredibly generous with their time. In particular I want to thank the Taylor family (Snowville Creamery) for letting our group camp at their farm.

10) Lola’s (see August 2009 post)
I missed this restaurant when it first opened. I am glad I found it later.

11) Deepwood (see April 2009 post)
This place continues to improve and refine. Deepwood is under-appreciated. Amanda is my favorite server. We both amuse each other between courses and I appreciate that she encourages me to eat multiple desserts. If you have not delved into Deepwood, give them a shot.

12) Montreal (see my August 2009 post)
Unlike many only children, I have never enjoyed any event when the focus is on me. Therefore, whenever possible I flee Columbus to avoid any recognition of my birth. I find a place to be alone and recharge for another year. Montreal was the perfect place to hide and the second time I chose Canada as my hideout country.

13) Austin (see my December 2009)
There are three places in the world where I feel I belong: Australia, Athens and Austin. I created my perfect trip to Austin and would be happy to recreate it every year.

14) Defeat
I caved in. I started twittering and bought an iPhone. I think that makes me a Social Media guru? Getting an iPhone is a food writers dream. Everything I need (web, wordpress, maps, camera and etc.) is in my pocket including the Fromage app which allows me to think about cheese when I need a break from something less important.

15) An Omnivores Dilemma and Curse – Corrected
I went way overboard in 2009. I enjoyed too much food, too often, for too long. The consequence was an extra 50 pounds and a lack of focus. I might blame 8% of my initial downfall on Details and a great late night cocktail list with an inspired menu. Details is gone. My weight is moving back in the right direction. I have returned to saying no to food on occasion and I have become reacquainted with my kitchen. Some of my best days are when I can come home from work, cook something simple then sit with my dog and a (food related) book with the intention to do nothing else for the rest of the day.

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The Story of BeerCamp (March 28th, 2PM, Parade at 1PM)

Posted by CMH Gourmand on March 8, 2010

BeerCampColumbus
Wild Goose Creative
2491 Summit Street

March 28th
BeerCamp Parade starts at 1 PM
BeerCamp (Camp) starts at 2 PM (Tickets $12 and are expected to sell out soon)

So what is BeerCamp? It is a celebration of beer. It is also a celebration of things crafted in Columbus with some beer connection. You will be able to drink it, eat it, maybe wear it, listen to songs about it and whatever you want. There is one disclaimer to the BeerCamp information. It will be the best event in Columbus on March 28th until 4 PM at which time it becomes tied with Studio 35 which is having a beer tasting followed by a showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The good news is that both venues are within walking distance of each other.

BeerCamp was inspired by BaconCamp. The idea was spawned during a discussion of beer related foods during a food bloggers retreat at the Inn at Cedar Falls last summer. Meetings ensued thereafter. An A-Team of event planners came together to create BeerCamp from scratch (and this think tank prevented names such a Beerapalozza, BeerFest and BeerDay by Sapphire). I thought I would mention a bit about Team BeerCamp and what has been going on behind the scenes.

Amanda Anderson was asked if BeerCamp could happen at Wild Goose Creative. She said yes and then she was bombarded with e-mails and ideas. Her greatest skill is the ability to do seven things at once as long as six are in electronic format. She would be an ideal executive assistant for a progressive restaurant business that wanted to be at least three times more efficient in everything.

The Jill Moorhead of Itinerant Foodies and the Hills Market. Jill has many gifts. She can market markets at an exceptional level of excellence and she does inspired graphic design. She has a knack for getting people to volunteer for things that are outside their comfort zone or maybe their own good sense. I am certain she uses some type of Jedi mind trick. Here is a sample interaction.
Jill: “You want to do this task.”
Victim Volunteer: “Yes, I do want to do that task.”
Jill provides great color commentary and she is an expert coffee drinker. Every group should have a Jill Moorhead but we moved quicker and no one else can have her now.

Kristine Eley a Beer expert and hockey player. She has a phobia of parades so we decided to have one.

Mary Martineau of the North Market has saved BeerCamp from skunking at least six times. Mary can take a ten step task, make it two steps and then she just does it so no one else needs to. She knows everything about getting anything done and she is able do so while avoiding staying for an entire meeting. Mary is the MacGyver of event management but she does not need the duct tape. She has a cool van. Also, no one says no to Mary. No one.

Nick Dekker of the Wild Goose Creative Collective and Breakfast with Nick. Mr. Dekker is the best note taker ever and he can type while operating at least one other social media app at the same time.

CMH Gourmand – Brings beer to BeerCamp meetings.

An incredible selection of judges, the Creme de la Columbus, has been gathered for the Homebrew, Beer Cuisine, Beer Arts and Crafts and Beer Label design contests. Our sponsors have been incredibly generous – it is an act of bravery to support an event that has never been done before so I think there is some faith in the people involved and the power of beer. The public servants at the City Police and Permit Departments have provided great service and assistance.

And as for the parade, it will be the first parade ever in Old(e) North Columbus. The route may be the shortest in Columbus marching event history at .7 miles. If you have never been in a parade this is your opportunity to do so. The BeerCamp Parade is the best chance to help Kristine defeat her fear of parades or you could help her protest against it.

This is going to be lot of fun so spread the word.

This is a parade permit, do not attempt to do this from your own home - parades are expensive and potentially habit forming

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Let Them Fry Fish! Lenten Musings

Posted by CMH Gourmand on March 7, 2010

I was excited when I was accepted into a Catholic high school. I was making a transition from a small private school with a class size of 12 to a giant educational complex with hundreds of students. How could I not date a cheerleader and be the man of the hour with my wit and charm? More importantly, I was going to be such a better person. I knew a lot about Catholic schools. A Red Hot Chili Peppers song indicated that Catholic School Girls Rule and at that point in my life I had seen no evidence to the contrary. As a child I was raised by a television so I had seen the Bell’s of Saint Mary’s and Boys Town and several other movies of that ilk. I knew Nuns were Ingrid Bergman hot: smart, funny, loving and maybe a bit rebellious. The Fathers were cool hipsters that would help me come up with schemes to win the girl and save the day. These men of the cloth might burst out into an impromptu showtune or offer me Florida orange juice to make me healthy. Yes, high school was going to be awesome with a team like that on my side.

The first day of school resembled the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Within four hours it became very clear that I had been misinformed. I had a deep dread and knew it was indeed going to be a very, very long four years. I frequently thought a GED might not be such as bad option to get away from an environment that seemed to have been created to make me miserable. I clearly did not belong and that point was made to me nearly every day.

Fast forward in time. Every year after, around Lent, I would be reminded of my Catholic school days when Friday Fish Fry signs went up all over town. I heard about how good these events were. I could see lines of people waiting to get into these fund raising feasts at multiple churches on my way home from work. The Fish Frys only reinforced my outsider status since I am allergic to fish. God did not want me at a Fish Fry and I accepted that.

One school has broken ranks by offering Pasta Dinners on Fridays. I drove by a sign about the dinners several times and became intrigued. Could it be that there was a schizm in the Columbus Diocese? I decided to interpret this as an olive branch peace offering. I walked to Our Lady of Peace school near my home and found my way to the cafeteria. For six dollars I had a choice of pasta with Marinara, Clam or Alfredo sauce, a roll and a salad. I was directed to a folding table which had an Italian restaurant style place mat, tableware, a selection of salad dressings and some homemade whipped herb butter. I was immediately greeted by my team of servers, four middle school girls still in their OLP uniforms. While one asked for my order, another fetched my drink and the other two waited in case I had other questions or burst into flames.

As I waited for my plated pasta, I had time to watch the crowd. Clearly everyone knew each other and enjoyed their time together. These dinners serve as fund raisers so the food cost to profit ratio is at a level that any restaurant would envy. (My clam sauce did have a clam in it). It seems to me that Lenten dinners serve a higher purpose. In the dread, dead, dreary days of winter, these meals make sure that people stay connected. I am sure that Fish Frys remind those who can eat the food without an allergic reaction that there are lakes and oceans in places not frozen and that they could choose to go fishing in the spring without cutting a hole in the ice. These memories give hope for Spring. The kids working the dinner were learning about the important connection between good service and a good tip as well as a notion that working for the greater good means some personal sacrifice (a Friday night from 6 PM to 8 PM is prime tweener time for socializing). These kids seemed happy. The mass of pre-teenagers were polite and most worked hard. The hallway into the cafeteria listed a lot of familiar last names from my high school days so it appears others survived their Catholic school sentence better than me. Maybe Bing Crosby and Ingrid Bergman were not lying to me after all. These dinners are about community first, fund raising second and maybea serving of redemption on the side.

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