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Back to the Chili Bowl

Posted by CMH Gourmand on January 19, 2009

chili bowl

Maple Grove UMC

The Clintonville Chili Bowl is back and I am looking for redemption, not with the Methodists but for my chili making. I made a pretty good chili last year. It was a little exotic for the crowd but it received some spicy comments. I also think I may have been robbed. My chili was called Italian Chili Number 9 (like love potion number nine – though not as effective). However my entry number was 6. Throughout the event, helpful chili eaters kept turning my entry number around so it was number 9. My memory is a little hazy, but I think number 9 won. This year I am toning down the spice and turning up the meat with buffalo and steak. I am going for a big win!

The Maple Grove United Methodist Church is hosting the Clintonville Chili Bowl on January 31st from 5 – 7 PM. The judges will be a congregation of local preachers. Contestants will be competing for a trophy and chili champion bragging rights for one year and/or the People’s Choice Award. Admission is $5 for a belly full of various chili concoctions. Proceeds from the event go to the the Clintonville Community Resource Center. A couple of words about CRC – it is a great non profit organization that helps individuals in need in our community – with a focus on the elderly and the homeless. This is a very worthy cause.

Maple Grove is at the corner of High Street and Henderson Road. To enter your chili, contact Miriam at allthedish@hotmail.com


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Wild Goose Chase: A Cheese Tasting and More

Posted by CMH Gourmand on January 14, 2009

I left town to get caught up again. This time I was on sabbatical in San Antonio. The SA food scene has serious menu mojo!

Now for a journey back in time. A gaggle of folks from Wild Goose Creative put together a New Years Festival filled with a diverse range of activities running from December 31st to January 4th. I attended several of their events: a coffee tasting with the owner of Cafe Brioso, a pairing of Buster Keaton and Popeye for Saturday morning breakfast, another breakfast at the new Banana Bean location (Nick spoke about his breakfast blog and I chimed in a bit) on Greenlawn and a few other workshops. The event had a wide array of sponsors – many of them dear to my heart and stomach as shown below.

sponsors

What lured me in was the cheese tasting with Jen Bhaerman from Snowville Creamery. If you have not tried their milk – do so. Got Milk? Well compost it or give it to your cat then get Snowville instead, it is that good. You can find Snowville dairy products at North Market, Hills Market and other select stores.

snowville

Jen provided a packet of information titled The Pleasures of the Curd. This short handout provided a quick overview of cheese fundamentals. As part of the workshop she used several cheeses to hone our taste buds to the four main attributes of cheese – Appearance, Touch, Smell, and Taste. We started with mild cheese and worked our tastes up the flavor spectrum to wild.

Interesting factoid from her handout: Taste buds can detect only five flavors (bitter, salty, sour sweet and (not commonly known) Umani / Savory but the olfactory system can detect about 10,000 different aromas. So smell is critical to the tasting experience. Hmm, so why do I like stinky cheese so much?

cheese tasting

Jen knows her cheese and she works for a great company. Another bonus is she formerly worked for one of my favorite cheesemakers Cowgirl Creamery.

These are the cheeses we tried (photos not in order):

Twig Farm Goat Tomme

A raw milk aged goat cheese from Vermont. My favorite of the samples.

cheese 1

Oakvale Gouda

An aged cheese from just west of Columbus. Gouda..good.

cheese 2

Vermont Shepherd

Another raw, aged sheep’s milk cheese. Award winning and pleasing to my palate. Who told Jen I am a chupacabra of goat cheese?

La Chaux Doux (no link)
A washed rind cow’s milk cheese from a Fromagerie in Switzerland. This is a pungent, runny cheese that the group either loved or hated. I like stinky cheeses and found this paired well with the Gouda on a cracker.

cheese 3

Bayley Hazen Blue

A cow’s milk cheese made in Vermont using an English recipe, how is that for diversity? Jasper Hill Farm is a renown cheesemaker in a state that fields a lot of competition – we benefit from the high standards these cheesecrafters hold.

A guest also provided two additional cheeses from Bobolink Farm in New Jersey. Unfortunately, I did not note what they were.

 Jen B

Jen does practice what she teaches – the photo above shows her sampling cheese – it is great to lead by example.

I think we can expect to see Jen in the future, maybe I can talk her into doing a tasting or two for Slow Food Columbus…stayed tuned.

Wild Goose Creative offers several food related events throughout the year. A taste of what is to come includes:

Whiskey Tasting at Mac’s Cafe – January 26th

Too Many Cooks: Pattycake Bakery – February 1st
See how vegan baking can taste so good.
(For reasons why you want to go to this event listen to Columbus Foodcast Episode 21)

Too Many Cooks: Northstar Cafe – March 1st
Learn some of the secrets of Northstar’s kitchen. If they show how to make one of their peanut cookies or the veggie burger I am in.

Check out the Wild Goose Creative web site for more details.

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My 15 Minutes of Fame are Up.

Posted by CMH Gourmand on January 11, 2009

I was in Columbus Alive. Thanks John Ross.

CMH Gourmand in Columbus Alive

Here is the backstory. There is an unwritten code among Columbus Food bloggers and many of the food writers (I do both), we avoid being photographed to maintain our covert status. In my case the anti-photography stance goes deeper, I have had a smile impairment since I was a child. A camera appears and my ability to smile disappears, sometimes I can pull off a smirk, but no more. This has been the bane of my ex-girlfriends and my mom.

When John contacted me about the story, I explained that like rock stars requesting only green M&M’s, I needed to obscure my face. The result may have been the longest photography shoot in Alive history. Thanks to Jodi Miller for an exceptional job with the shot, I am sure she took at least 50 photos.

The photo with the margarita was taken at Aztecas.

I was also on a panel for the first Columbus Underground Podcast. Thanks Walker Evans.

Columbus Underground Podcast 1

The ultra cool Kelly Stevelt-Kaser and uber urban savvy Dawon Hawkins teamed with me and Walker to talk urban development, transportation, the local arts scene, new restaurants, festivals, fashion and such. You hear some cross-podination in Columbus Foodcast; Walker appears in Episode 30 (Another 48 Hours in Columbus).

This is what happens when the camera comes out.

me

me again

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Adopting Aztecas

Posted by CMH Gourmand on January 5, 2009

Aztecas

I have taken on a new mission. Each year I will adopt a restaurant. Other people might adopt a child, an animal from a shelter (been there, done that), or support a village somewhere. Adopting usually involves a background check. That might not be a good idea… “So sir, about your eating habits.”

My project for this year is:

Aztecas Mexican Restaurant and Bar

5225 North High Street
(Nobville)
614 431 1200
Open Monday to Sunday
Happy Hour: Monday to Friday 3 PM to 6 PM

Aztecas bar

The adoption is not altruistic. My motives are absolutely self-serving. I can walk to Aztecas, that’s good for my health. The Margaritas are top notch with middle shelf ingredients. The food is well above average, it tastes a bit fresher than the norm for the Mexican genre. I have eaten several excellent entrees including carnitas, rellenos, and the chimichangas. A baseline for a Mexican restaurant is a bowl of chips and salsa, Aztecas delivers in this category. The chips are crisp, crunchy, and neverending. The standard salsa is fresh. If you ask your server, they may drop off some other hot salsas the cooks are testing out. Aztecas has a lot of potential so I would like to see them stay in business long enough to realize that potential.

chips

The primary reason for my choice is my desire to grow restaurants in Clintonville. Baja Clintonville (South) is now anchored by Sage American Bistro. However NOBville (North of Beechwold) has not taken off. The area has Villa Nova and the most excellent Pig Iron, but more is needed to make the area a mealtime mecca. The first missing link in the restaurant renaissance will be a vibrant and successful Aztecas. That is my goal.

chimi

This is how I will make it happen. I have committed to eating here twice a month (I have three trips in for January so far). I have asked all of my friends and neighbors to give the place a shot. No one has been disappointed to date.

Aztecas 2

The location itself is not ideal, but back in the day it was a hoppin hangout, when it was the original Franco’s Pizza. The space was successful until the early 90’s. Then it was a wonderful Middle Eastern Restaurant that lasted 6 months, followed by a dismal Mexican eatery that strung along for a year. Aztecas is about 6 months into their run and I want them to make it in a tough economy. If you need more incentive, there are coupons floating around Columbus in all of the usual modes of delivery.

If you can’t adopt Aztecas, then pick another new restaurant for your own and run with it.

POST SCRIPT:
Much like a Seinfeld episode, Aztecas did not make it. The quality declined over the course of 2009 and it closed in August. It is now a place called Porter’s Pub. I hope this establishment has better success and sustainability.

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Beershakes: A Gourmand Adventure

Posted by CMH Gourmand on December 29, 2008

Hanging out with me can be fun, it can be dangerous. On occasion I get something in my head and won’t let go or I see something and wonder….what if?

This happened when I was down in Athens for dinner a few weeks ago. I dropped in at Jackie O’s Pub looking for a gift for my friend Bear. He is a fan of Jackie O’s oak-aged beers – they have one on special most of the time. I sampled what they had on tap – tart cherry aged 4 months in an oak barrel – good, but a bit too sweet. Then I thought about some beershakes I concocted at a Drink with the Wench Night early in aught eight. Could this beer mix in a shake?

OK – when I say beershakes people get scared, maybe a bit disgusted. Well, with the right beer and the right ice cream it works.

So here is what happened:

Step 1: Get ice cream from Denise’s.

Denise's

Vanilla, a standard
Carrot Cake – my favorite (for eating – not for beershaking)
Mint Hot Chocolate

Ice Cream Trio

Step 2: Get Beer

The aforementioned Jackie O’s. Time was of the essense, the beer is not pasteurized, so there is a limited window of drinkability. I bought a 64 ounce growler and I needed immediate help with the consumption.

Tart Cherry

Southern Tier Choklat Stout

Southern Tier

Step 3: Take beer and ice cream, dump in blender, blend.

Step 4: Drink, evaluate the results.

Combo 1 – Choklat Stout with Mint Hot Chocolate. This could have been good. However, the hot in the Mint Hot Chocolate was cayenne pepper. As Bear said…”oh my”. This combo will not be repeated.

Combo 2 – Aged Tart Cherry Beer with vanilla ice cream. As MC Hammer would say, “Proper”. This was tasty. I redeemed my beershakery with my focus group.

Step 5: Eat Carrot Cake ice cream while pondering the results.

(I have made similar shakes using Bailey’s and Kulua with excellent outcomes.)

(PS – This little adventure inspired Root Beer floats with Marietta Brewing Company Root Beer and Jeni’s Ugandan Vanilla Bean ice cream a few nights later. Ice cream fills my belly and warms my heart in any form.)

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Merry Cheese Mass

Posted by CMH Gourmand on December 25, 2008

I am a cheese whore. This is the premiere time of year to indulge my passion for cheese. While cheese can be shipped anytime of year, winter is the season to make your move. The shipping charges are reduced because cheese producers can ship it slower and cheaper without having to add freezer packs to maintain the integrity of the cheese.

These are the cheeses that have added to my mass this month.

Pearl Valley Cheese

Pearl Valley Cheese was awarded the Silver Medal for their Smoked Swiss Cheese at the World Championship Cheese Contest in Madison Wisconsin. This was my favorite of the seven Pearl Valley cheeses I sampled.

Steiner Cheese

Steiner

Steiner has won many awards as well. If shipping is not your thing, they have added a retail store in Zanesville. If you are passing by on I 70 during the holidays – the store might be an alternative to a rest stop. If you do make a detour, I would suggest you visit Tom’s Ice Cream Bowl and Donald’s Donuts. If you opt to visit their store in Amish country take a look around, it is the oldest cheese factory (1833) in the country. Aged Swiss is my favorite.

Carr Valley Cheese

Ok, Carr Valley is in Wisconsin, but I discovered the cheese in Granville. Their Baa Baa Blue is the second best Blue cheese on the planet. (The best is Whitestone Windsor Blue from New Zealand).

Ordering Pearl and Steiner cheeses by mail order can provide some really good deals – even with shipping factored in. Carr Valley is pricey, but shipping is a bit lower this time of year.

I also cross checked my cheese chomping choices with my chief CMH Gourmand taster, Toby. He agrees with my picks.

Tobias

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Man vs. Food – The Dagwood, The Thurman Burger and lots of hits

Posted by CMH Gourmand on December 24, 2008

The Columbus episode of Man vs. Food has been drawing a lot of traffic to my blog and attention to Columbus. I am getting 1300 plus page views a day for Dagwoods alone.

So to recap – here is everything you need to know.

Man vs. Food – where they dined

The Dagwood Challenge with Columbus Underground – The Video

Dagwood Challenge – The CU Thread

The Thurman Burger

Columbus Foodcast – Big Eats

And the hits keep coming.

Quick update March 25th 2009

The new record – faster than fast food from the Sopressata Blog

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Surf Local for the Holidays

Posted by CMH Gourmand on December 20, 2008

Well since we are in a recession – if you are looking to cut down on your food costs (makes me shudder), then live vicariously via virtual victuals. Many of my posts have encouraged readers to go local with their food dollars. I support going local with blogs as well.

Here are some New(er) Blogs Worth R(ss)eading

Hungry Woolf

OK, Bethia is a good friend of mine. Her mom reads my blog and is a loyal Columbus Foodcast listener – (thanks Mum!) so I am biased. Bethia can combine cooking, provisioning and dining better than a mere gourmand or anyone else. As a fellow Slow Fooder, Columbus Undergrounder and Highland Estates Bon Vivant Club member, many of her culinary adventurers are mine too. She just gets to the keyboard faster, even though I typically go home sooner. This is one of the best blogs around if you can get past an occasional White Castle crack and an abnormal loathing of Essex.

Salty Carmel

If you live in Columbus or if you have visited once, you have heard of Jeni’s Ice Cream. Jeni Britton Bauer is the creative culinary genius behind the artisan flavors her shops scoop out. The Jeni’s blog is named after her marquee flavor – Salty Carmel. This is worth a click.

2 Silos Farm

Ever wondered what it would be like to go live on a farm and make a run at raising chickens and such to support Community Supported Agriculture. Read about the fun and misadventures at 2 Silos Farm. You can see what is available for seasonal CSA’s, look at some recipes, and observe how lard is related to elections. The farm also offers some killer events – literally – you can go there and kill your own chicken. I chickened out of that one.

The Vino Files

Chris Dillman knows wine. He knows food. He knows how to pair wine with food. Chris is the guy you want to have at any table you are eating at. Chris is sommelier (pronounced or suh-mal-‘yAy) or wine steward (to the pronunciation challenged like myself) at Rosendales. Dillman’s Vino Files explores the world of wine with a fresh perspective. He provides a level of knowledge that can be ultra-detailed and fun at the same time. I could tell you who his “Scully” is but I am bound by the bloggers oath not to.

If you know of any other Columbus food blogs that are worth looking at comment away and add a link.

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Make the Holidays Happy for the Haiku Help Fund

Posted by CMH Gourmand on December 18, 2008

From Columbus Underground: (We also pass the hat for the Haiku Help Fund at many CU Food events)

Dine Originals Columbus has launched a new group gift certificate program with Giphter.com. It allows you to buy one gift certificate redeemable at all 42 member restaurants of DOC! Perfect for the holidays. ColumbusUnderground.com has partnered with them and will donate 100% of the referral money generated using the referral code “Columbus Underground” to the Haiku Help Fund for Rachel Widomski.

The group gift certificate is available to purchase at:

Columbus Dine Originals Deal

There is an input field at checkout for you to type the referral code “Columbus Underground“. Print and enjoy your gift certificate and help Rachel.

For a limited time, any sale of $300 or more get 5% off, $500 or more get 10% off and $1000 or more get 25% off.

Please note, this is only valid for the group certificates valid at all restaurants, not the quarterly discount certificates.

(Gourmand Commentary – Many of my favorite Restaurants are Dine Originals spots – Alana’s, Basi, Betty’s, CBC, Pistachia Vera, Rigsby’s, Milo’s Deli and more so up to 25% off is a heck of a deal and a great way to support locally owned restaurants.)

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Bedtime for Bono

Posted by CMH Gourmand on December 11, 2008

No Pizza for You

Bono Togo Pizza in the Short North closed quietly in November. The good news is 2009 may see Bono bounce back in Grandview at the corner of Northwest and Chambers.

Bono Togo was tucked away on Russell street in the core of the Short North. The daytime location of Eleni Christina Bakery (among my favorite breads in town) became Bono Pizza at night.

Eleni

Bill and Peggy Yerkes with some helpers crafted artisan pizzas inspired by Bill’s decades of perfecting his prized pies. In between pushing pizzas in and pulling them out of the oven, Bill would provide lots of commentary to his guests. Peggy treated all of us like family. And if that was not enough, there were crepes, very, very, very good crepes.

Crepe

Bono sign

The Summer of Bono created some great memories and locked in some fine friendships as late nights outside of Bono flowed into fall (Bear, Colleen, Hungry Woolf, Roland, Drew). It also led to the creation of the “Colleen” Pizza – 15b on some menus. Any food item can be Colleened by adding a fried egg.

Here is some insight into the magic.

The Columbus Underground Bono Post

Hungry Woolf wolfs down Bono

Walker, Anne and Desmond (future mayor of Columbus) go to Bono

Columbus Foodcast interviews Bill and gets the backstory on the Colleen pizza

15B - The Colleen

White Castle and Bono – The Roland Pizza

Yelp on Bono

The End of Bono

In the meantime, Bill has a mobile woodfired pizza oven he created himself. He graciously brought it to the Columbus Underground 7th Anniversary party at Wildgoose Creative. We ate pizzas all night which helped out a bit since the night before we were told about the coming demise of Bono.

The Oven

Fire in the oven

pizza in the oven

Dispatch article on Bill’s Oven

For now, while waiting for the new Bono to open, maybe we will see the mobile oven pop up somewhere. I volunteer my driveway anytime.

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